Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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