nut hugger
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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