im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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