i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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