So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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