Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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