Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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