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(916): View more from California

Hey you

(732): View more from New Jersey

You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista

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(970): View more from Colorado

Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.

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Youre getting too old for this

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.

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(510): View more from California

I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...

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(801): View more from Utah

The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking

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(512): View more from Texas

I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything

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