I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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