This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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