First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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