I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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