I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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