I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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