So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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