meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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