They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm having to shit out rocks
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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