we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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