I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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