Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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