i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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