The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
