The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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