I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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