if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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