And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
not ubering you a puppy
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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