But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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