Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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