I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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