We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
you made out with another girl for some wings
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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