It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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