is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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