Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just had sex on a roof
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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