I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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