He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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