Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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