The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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