So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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