I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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