pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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