i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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