I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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