sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Randomize
