If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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