I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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