i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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