is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
These tits shall not be calmed
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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