i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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