I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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