Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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