I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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