your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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