Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
do herpes really smell.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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