Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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