Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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