she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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