Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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